If you’re a freak or a geek, if you’re strange or deranged,
if you feel like an outsider then come along, climb aboard…
for I would like, if I may, to take you on a very strange journey.
What… is your name?
Ari Tress
Ari Tress
What… is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What… is your favorite color?
Orange
When did you first see Rocky?
Long ago in the before time.
When did you join FDO?
2007
What roles do you play regularly?
Frank, Brad, Magenta
What is your most memorable Rocky Horror moment/memory?
Once my friends from the New Jersey cast Friday Nite Specials came to see us perform. I came out as Frank and immediately tripped on a cord and fell on my face. It was awesome.
What is your favorite audience participation call-back line?
Janet: Just and hour ago she was plain old Betty Monroe. AP: Now she’s chocolate covered.
Who would win: Caveman vs. Astronaut?
Astronaut
What is your favorite sin?
Wrath
What is your favorite word?
Yes
Yes
What is your least favorite word?
Palm
What turns you on?
A big green button on my ankle.
What turns you off?
A big red button on my other ankle.
What sound or noise do you love?
T.Rex
What sound or noise do you hate?
Phones ringing.
What is your favorite curse word?
I know is boring, but fuck is just so versatile.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Super-heroism
What profession would you not like to do?
Most of them.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
SHOTS!
