If you’re a freak or a geek, if you’re strange or deranged,
if you feel like an outsider then come along, climb aboard…
for I would like, if I may, to take you on a very strange journey.
What… is your name?
Ashley
Ashley
What… is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What… is your favorite color?
Turquoise
When did you first see Rocky?
My friends in college always loved the movie, but I never watched it with them. I was friends with someone on cast a few years later, and she convinced me to go to the show one night, which happened to be my birthday. Since I had never seen the movie, I had no idea what was going on and vowed that I would never go back. Welp…
When did you join FDO?
January 1, 2011. I was still hungover from New Year’s Eve celebrations.
What roles do you play regularly?
Frank, Janet, Brad… but I’ve played almost everyone at least once.
What is your most memorable Rocky Horror moment/memory?
That time I almost died in Rhode Island because the con gods hexed my kidney. PSA: Never expect happy things from Rhode Island emergency medical care.
What is your favorite audience participation call-back line?
Who would win: Caveman vs. Astronaut?
Cavestronauts. They are the servants of the raptors space overlords, and will come take over Earth in the near future.
What is your favorite sin?
Lust? Or gluttony… food is delicious.
What is your favorite word?
Onomatopoeia
Onomatopoeia
What is your least favorite word?
Irregardless
What turns you on?
There’s a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on a log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea, who guards my on/off switch.
What turns you off?
See above; I don’t feel like typing that again.
What sound or noise do you love?
Kitty purrs
What sound or noise do you hate?
Fire alarms that wake you up in the middle of sleeping.
What is your favorite curse word?
****
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Is world food traveler a thing? I could do that.
What profession would you not like to do?
Customer service anything (Save me)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Party Time! Excellent!
