If you’re a freak or a geek, if you’re strange or deranged,
if you feel like an outsider then come along, climb aboard…
for I would like, if I may, to take you on a very strange journey.
I’m just a giant doofus who likes making friends, listening to metal music, and playing video games. If I seem quiet it’s only cause I’m shy and shit. Feel free to come and talk to me, I promise I’m only a little weird. Plus my mom says I’m special so that’s gotta count for something. Right?
What… is your name?
Dalton Owens
Dalton Owens
What… is your quest?
To discover who let the dogs out.
What… is your favorite color?
Black and Blue
When did you first see Rocky?
September 2011
When did you join FDO?
January 2012
What roles do you play regularly?
Riff Raff and Eddie
What is your most memorable Rocky Horror moment/memory?
Performing MC and Riff Raff at the Schwartz Center in Dover for the 2015 Halloween Show. The audience was amazing and really enjoyed themselves which made the show that much better. The energy that whole night sent chills down my spine.
What is your favorite audience participation call-back line?
Describe Janet’s period! The river was deep, but I swam it.
Who would win: Caveman vs. Astronaut?
Caveman. A swift club to the head would subdue any future spaceman.
What is your favorite sin?
Gluttony
What is your favorite word?
Plump
Plump
What is your least favorite word?
Moist-and-Girthy. The hyphens make it one word, that’s how English works.
What turns you on?
Are you alive and breathing? Cool. I’m good to go
What turns you off?
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
What sound or noise do you love?
Snap, crackle, pop.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Metal dragging on concrete. That shit makes my blood curdle.
What is your favorite curse word?
Plonker
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Video game designer would be neat to try. If that doesn’t work out I’d go with porn star.
What profession would you not like to do?
I don’t really have dignity anymore. So there’s really nothing I wouldn’t do. Why, are you hiring?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You’re not on the list.
