If you’re a freak or a geek, if you’re strange or deranged,
if you feel like an outsider then come along, climb aboard…
for I would like, if I may, to take you on a very strange journey.
Honey, get your dick out the sink, that’s nasty.
What… is your name?
Doke
Doke
What… is your quest?
To paint the world blue!
What… is your favorite color?
Blue!
When did you first see Rocky?
1994 at Cinema Cafe
When did you join FDO?
I helped found it. The name was my idea.
What roles do you play regularly?
Tech support
What is your most memorable Rocky Horror moment/memory?
The Renty Horror Picture Preshow, at the 2000 Las Vegas con.
What is your favorite audience participation call-back line?
Frank, show us what happens when you masturbate into a fan!
Who would win: Caveman vs. Astronaut?
It depends on context. A caveman would probably win a pie eating contest. An astronaut would win a base jumping contest.
What is your favorite sin?
I love them all.
What is your favorite word?
Blue
Blue
What is your least favorite word?
Taxes
What turns you on?
Working on live electric circuits.
What turns you off?
The breaker tripping.
What sound or noise do you love?
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
What sound or noise do you hate?
Please sir, may I have some more?
What is your favorite curse word?
Shazbot
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Assassin
What profession would you not like to do?
Cleaning the elephant cage at the zoo.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You’re going to the “special hell”, with the rest of your friends.
