If you’re a freak or a geek, if you’re strange or deranged,
if you feel like an outsider then come along, climb aboard…
for I would like, if I may, to take you on a very strange journey.
I’m a professional fake nerd girl. I’ve been in the alternative modeling scene since 2010. My naked butt is all over the internet.
What… is your name?
Kels
Kels
What… is your quest?
Wait, I didn’t study!
What… is your favorite color?
Warm tones
When did you first see Rocky?
Accidentally when I was 11. YAY HBO!
When did you join FDO?
Accidentally after Shawn and I started dating
What roles do you play regularly?
Next question
What is your most memorable Rocky Horror moment/memory?
Tearing my pants off as Crim
What is your favorite audience participation call-back line?
Forming a line behind Columbia and shouting at Frank.
Who would win: Caveman vs. Astronaut?
There’s air in space museums.
What is your favorite sin?
Blaming the dog
What is your favorite word?
Yes
Yes
What is your least favorite word?
No
What turns you on?
Switch in the up right position.
What turns you off?
Switch in the down position.
What sound or noise do you love?
Fucking
What sound or noise do you hate?
Not fucking
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
